Tag Archives: milwaukee

Grabbing A Handful Of Boob Is Catching On At Miller Park

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by Tommy Gimler

But why can’t I go out with Jimmy anymore, dad?

A Backup Catcher Is Apparently The Real Life Roy Hobbs

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless you live in the Milwaukee or Pittsburgh metropolitan areas, odds are you weren’t tuned into the Brewers-Pirates game because you were busy doing anything else. But in the sixth inning of their 5-3 win, Brewers backup catcher Martin Maldonado reached first base after literally knocking the cover off the ball.

The Best Team in Baseball Is…Wait, The Brewers?

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by Frank Rhombus

If you would have told me two weeks ago that the Brewers would be the owners of baseball’s best record at 9-2 on April 12th after winning eight games in a row, I would have said you’re fucking high, dad. But that’s exactly what has happened in Milwaukee thanks to an offensive attack almost as fearful as the thought of Rosie O’Donnell on bath salts and a tits pitching staff that boasts the best ERA in baseball.

Some Milwaukee Brewers Fans Are Apparently Growing Sick Of Hank The Dog

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by Frank Rhombus

By now you’ve heard the story, even if you aren’t a Brewers fan. The Brew Crew arrived to their spring training facility at Maryvale Baseball Park, and they found a dog who had been hit by a car or some shit. They took him to a vet, named him Hank after the great Hank Aaron (and we bet Aaron’s thrilled about that), adopted him, and took turns nursing the little fucker back to health. He was then adopted by a Wisconsin family and blah, blah, blah. Who gives a shit? It’s just a goddamn dog.

O.J. Mayo Ties Shoes While On Defense, Sums Up The Milwaukee Bucks’ 2014 Season On One Dipshit Play

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by Tommy Gimler

We haven’t talked very much about the Milwaukee Bucks this year, and that’s because they’re the Milwaukee Bucks. Apparently, even the guys who make up their roster could give two shits about how the Bucks finish a game much less this season.

You’re A Piece Of Shit, Ryan Braun

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by Tommy Gimler

The Hebrew Hammer just got nailed.

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