by Tommy Gimler
We’ve established hundreds of times now that it doesn’t get any more pathetic than Taylor Swift. Not even the Goo Goo Dolls, Jonas Brothers, or Chicago Cubs could dethrone that talentless cunt. But the Miami Marlins have been so pig shit awful since April 21st that they are coming dangerously close. In fact, they have been so bad that the Miami Heat have recorded more victories over that time period even though they have played in 14 less games. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Last night’s fourth quarter of the Heat-Bulls game was as exciting as it gets during a 37-point blowout. Upset with the pig shit referees, who more than ensured that Miami would not go to Chicago in an 0-2 hole, both Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson were ejected at the 10:13 mark for arguing with them. And while Gibson’s f-bomb laden escort from the court was well worth waiting for instead changing the channel for some late-night Skinemax, it was this picture from Deadspin of this crazy bitch flipping off Noah heading to the locker room that has everybody talking (well, except Stephen Hawking): (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Why was the runner at fifth base in the bottom of the eighth inning last night? You guessed it. A botched robbery. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
A friend of mine is in Las Vegas, and he took some time away from tits yesterday to go to the Bellagio Sports Book. And there it was: my first look into the 2012 NFL betting season. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Awesome! I’m watching because this could be the series that gets me back into the NBA. Two young, exciting teams that like to run. My fiance will watch because there are two dozen ripped black men and their cute butts running up and down the floor. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
One month ago today, we ran a story about what the average American broad knows about sports. We learned they know nothing. (more…)
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