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A Porn Site Says They Have Bid On The Naming Rights To The Miami Heat’s Arena

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by Tommy Gimler

It apparently “doesn’t get much more Miami than having the arena sponsored by BangBros.”

Five Things You’ll See For Sure During This Weekend’s NBA Playoffs


by Tommy Gimler

The NBA Playoffs are off to a pretty shocking start, almost as shocking the Buffalo Bills cheerleaders receiving instructions on how to clean out their hump holes. I mean, the Indiana Pacers are struggling against an Atlanta Hawks squad that struggled against pretty much the entire NBA during the regular season. At any rate, the NBA has our attention, and that’s saying something considering we’ve maintained from our inception that it’s a fixed league.

The Miami Heat Will 3-Peat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs DUDcast

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by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak

We get together for a podcast almost as often as Melissa McCarthy sheds a few pounds, so when we actually take the time to gather around the kitchen table with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label and 18 retro cans of Miller Lite and talk some shop, you know it’s going to be a winner.

The Last Time Greg Oden Started A Game…

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by Tommy Gimler

Serge Ibaka’s “attempt” to block a LeBron James’ throw down Thursday night left “The King” with a broken beak, and James will miss tonight’s game in Chicago against the Bulls as a result. Getting the start in his place? You guessed it: Greg Oden, who hasn’t started a game since December 5, 2009. That was four years, two months, and eighteen days ago.

Jonathan Martin Was Fined $100 Numerous Times For Being A Big Pussy

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by Frank Rhombus

NFL investigator Ted Wells released an epic 144-page report on the Miami Dolphins yesterday detailing everything from Jonathan Martin’s pussy issues to Richie Incognito’s farts. The biggest takeaway? You guessed it: Martin was fined ten times as much as Incognito for tearing ass.

Adam Feuerberg’s Weekly Report Of Two Teams The Rest Of Us Could Give Two Shits About

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by Adam Feuerberg

I’d like to begin this week with an ode to the Miami Hurricanes par performance during the 2013 season. Sure, they won nine games, but they were slaughtered each time they actually faced worthy opponents, most recently against the Louisville Cardinals in the Russell Athletic Bowl. I think the one thing I enjoyed the most about this game is that Russell Athletic still exists. They used to make every MLB uniform in the 90s, but then sort of drifted into general athletic apparel purgatory since then.

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