Tag Archives: mets

J.D. Davis Was Pretty Damn Excited To Face The White Sox Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Weird. Thinking about baseball is supposed to get rid of your boner, right?

If Your Name Is Bobby Bonilla Then Today Is Your Favorite Day Of The Year

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

Mets Hire Pitching Coach Who Is Not Only Awesome But Also 82 Years Old

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by Tommy Gimler

Dude’s been getting a free cup of coffee at Denny’s since before Jacob deGrom was on this planet.

Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

Philadelphia Phillies' Bryce Harper Workout

by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

It’s The Great American Holiday Known As Bobby Bonilla Day

bobby bonilla day

by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

Can You Find The Big Black Dildo In This Picture The Mets Tweeted Friday Night?

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought Yoenis Cespedes swung a big stick, wait until you see this fucking thing.

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