by Tommy Gimler
When Tony LaRussa was in charge of the St. Louis Cardinals, he would have his pitchers throw 96-MPH heaters into the backs of opposing hitters when his team was down 9-3 just for the fuck of it. With Mike Matheny at the helm, he wants to outlaw collisions at home plate. Therefore, we have established that Tony LaRussa was a hardcore badass and Mike Matheny is a big fucking pussy. But regardless of who is in charge of the Cardinals, St. Louis is a perennial contender on the diamond, so once again, you can’t count them out this year. (more…)




