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Just How Pig Shit Awful Are The San Francisco Giants Right Now?

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by Tommy Gimler

There will be a new Major League Baseball World Series champion when the season comes to a close this October, and that is because the San Francisco Giants are pure dog shit.

DUD MLB Preview: San Francisco Giants

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by Tommy Gimler

The only shitty thing about winning the World Series is that the following year, there is nowhere to go but down. Well, unless you’re Pablo Sandoval’s weight.

Breaking Down Tonight’s Game Seven

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by Tommy Gimler

Unlike most men, baseball doesn’t kill my erection. It induces one. And if there is a Game 7 involved, unless she’s holding a poster of Rosie O’Donnell scissoring Kathy Bates, let’s just say my wife should be ready when she gets home from work tonight…

Studs and DUDs of the Week

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by Tommy Gimler

The Yankees are hotter than Reese Witherspoon’s snatch, Matt Cain is perfect, and I’m about to hit the best titty bar in the Midwest.

DUD MLB Preview: San Francisco Giants

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by Tommy Gimler

Four games into the 2012 season, and the San Francisco Giants’ best pitcher is…Barry Zito?

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