by Tommy Gimler

There’s only one correct way to describe the 2012 season for the Cincinnati Reds. It was the equivalent to working out hard the entire year, and it finally pays off when you lock eyes with a hot broad with fake tits at Bennigan’s in October. You go over to talk to her, and you are on. You’re funny, charming, and ordering the right drinks. You ask her for her phone number, and she says that she’ll give it to you when you both get back to her place. She slowly removes her dress to reveal those purchased jugs, and you’re thinking that this one is in the bag. But out of nowhere, as her dress hits the floor, you see that she’s really a dude, and your night and your season is over. (more…)