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Soon-To-Be Unemployed Security Guard Slips And Nearly Ends Tiger’s Masters

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by Tommy Gimler

The golf gods apparently don’t want to see Tiger win his fifth green jacket.

Finally, Here’s A Full List Of Things You Can’t Yell At The Masters

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by Tommy Gimler

Mashed potatoes? Wow, huge win for twice baked.

Gronk And Cam Erotica, Masters Promos And The Wonderlic: The DUD Presents The Best Of The Fabulous T Sean

The Fabulous T Sean

by Tommy Gimler

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, well. Indubitably.

No Other Way To Describe Our Latest Podcast Than ‘Shit Your Pants Awesome’

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by Tommy Gimler

Hello, friends. These DUDcasts are becoming a tradition unlike any other.

No Tiger, No Phil, No Ernie? Well, This Masters Can Eat My Ass: A Commentary

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by Tommy Gimler

Hello, friends. Imagine watching the Yankees play the Nationals in Game 7 of the World Series this year without Jeter, Ellsbury, Beltran, McCann, Strasburg, Harper, Werth, and Desmond. Imagine the Seahawks ass raping the Broncos this year without Wilson, Lynch, Sherman, Manning, Welker, or Moreno ever taking the field. Now imagine a Masters without Tiger, Phil, or Ernie Els. Would you watch it? We sure as shit aren’t.

Who Is The Fuckshow Living In His Mother’s Basement Who Ratted Out Tiger Woods?

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by Tommy Gimler

What’s more ridiculous than Southwest Airlines charging eight bucks for an internet connection on a flight from Vegas to LA? Not much, but we’re thinking a television viewer being able to call in and have an effect on the greatest golf tournament in the world has to be up there.

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