by Tommy Gimler
We’ve established hundreds of times now that it doesn’t get any more pathetic than Taylor Swift. Not even the Goo Goo Dolls, Jonas Brothers, or Chicago Cubs could dethrone that talentless cunt. But the Miami Marlins have been so pig shit awful since April 21st that they are coming dangerously close. In fact, they have been so bad that the Miami Heat have recorded more victories over that time period even though they have played in 14 less games. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
New Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen has a lot to say about his ball club these days. Too bad you need an interpreter to know exactly what that is. (more…)
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