Tag Archives: lakers

God Bless Us Everyone, Except Swaggy P

Miami Heat v Los Angeles Lakers

by Eddie Bagelstein

It’s not often you see two Nick Young headlines in one day, or in one year for that matter. But yesterday, as I was being pummeled by my daily deluge of mind-shrinking media, I did just that.

Magic Johnson Is Apparently Having One Hell Of A Week

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by Tommy Gimler

Racist owner of the other basketball team in Los Angeles banned from the NBA? Check. Head coach for the basketball team in Los Angeles that people actually give a shit about resigns? Check. It’s official: Magic Johnson is having one hell of good week.

In The DUGout: Cheer Up, Lakers Fans. It’s Almost Over…

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special to the DUD from The Dug

Dear Laker Fans:

Since none of you have watched a game since they declared Kobe done for the year, you should know the worst season your team has had since it moved from The Land of 10,000 Lakes to The Golden State is almost over.

The Lakers Were A Goddamn Embarrassment Last Night

Lakers lose by 48 points to the Clippers

by Tommy Gimler

To say the Los Angeles Lakers are a bad team this year is a bigger understatement than me saying I would like to take Kate Upton out to dinner, as everybody knows I would eat a Skor Bar out of her asshole. And I fucking hate Skor Bars. But their 48-point beatdown courtesy of the Clippers Thursday night was a bigger joke than a Goo Goo Dolls live album.


harden world peace

by Tommy Gimler

Leave it to ESPN and the mainstream media to create another story instead of reporting one.

NBA Breakdown

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by Tommy Gimler

Halfway through the NBA season, and the only thing people want to talk about outside of Los Angeles is a shot that LeBron James passed up during an exhibition game. Somebody cue the Allen Iverson “practice” rant.

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