Posts Tagged ‘kings’

Hockey’s Back, But Does Anybody Really Give A Shit?

Published by tgim on January 14th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

NHL training camps finally opened yesterday across the country, and that’s great news for everybody who’s sick and tired of watching reruns of Bill Dance Outdoors on the NBC Sports Network. But outside of executives at one of the least watched television networks in the country, degenerate gamblers, and extremely bored Canadians, does anybody else really care that hockey is back? (more…)


2 Teams 1 Cup NHL Style

Published by Corby on June 2nd, 2012

by Corby LeGault

So, the Lord’s cup is up for grabs, and the Kings of Hell.A. are grabbing at it first, while the Devils finish up their G.T.L. issues and get their penicillin shot after a sloppy night with the Snooki. (more…)


The NHL According to Corby

Published by Corby on May 9th, 2012

by Corby LeGault

Will the Kings hoist the Lord’s Cup? Can Ol’ Man Ovie carry the team (working part-time)? He hit me first ref, so he should have to get spanked too, right?  That and other useless questions answered… (more…)


It’s The Goddamn MuthaFuckin Playoffs, Man

Published by Corby on May 3rd, 2012

by Corby LeGault

Calling real men!  Pretend my words are like breasts and pay attention.

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