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Is This A Kentucky Derby Horse Or An Urban Dictionary Sex Move?

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by Tommy Gimler

Omaha Beach might be a 4-1 favorite in this year’s Derby, but you’ll be a fan favorite if you can pull off the Omaha Chili Whip before then.

Back By Popular Demand, Is This The Name Of A Kentucky Derby Horse Or An Urban Dictionary Entry?

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by Tommy Gimler

Magnum Moon and Magnum Mashin’.

Kentucky Derby Horse Names That Are Also Urban Dictionary Sex Moves

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by Tommy Gimler

Trojan Nation isn’t one, but Whitmore sure as shit is.

Maybe These Horses Should Have Just Been Dog Food Instead Of Kentucky Derby Favorites

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by Frank Rhombus

Orb was a 5-1 favorite in the 139th Kentucky Derby last year, and he did what favorites are supposed to do: win. These favorites from the last fifteen years, however, had more trouble finding the finish line than Melissa McCarthy trying to run, well, anywhere…

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