Tag Archives: josh reddick

This Is What Happens When You Collide With 245 Pounds Of Pure Beef At First Base

Screen Shot 2019-03-11 at 10.48.34 PM

by Tommy Gimler

Josh Reddick weighs 195 and is sporting the hair of a California pussy. Peter Alonso is 245 pounds of pure American beef. Who you got?

Josh Reddick’s New Walk-Up Song Is ‘Careless Whisper’ By Wham! And It’s Working

Screen Shot 2014-05-14 at 11.37.59 PM

by Tommy Gimler

Hitting just .214 with one home run and nine RBI heading into Monday’s home game against the Chicago White Sox, Oakland outfielder Josh Reddick probably would have jerked off a trio of homeless guys under an I-80 overpass if it was going to help him hit the baseball. Instead, he did the next gayest thing possible and changed his walk-up music to “Careless Whisper” by Wham! And son of a bitch, it’s actually working.

DUD MLB Preview: The AL West

angels

by Tommy Gimler

The American League West is like a group of five broads that you meet in Panama City on Spring Break. Three of the chicks are gorgeous, two of which have paid top dollar for their big fake breasticles, and one that is just as smart as she is sexy. The fourth one is  better than average, and in fact, with a little makeup, a sexy dress, and the right lighting, actually might be just as hot as the other ones. But then there’s always that 280-pound rhino with a birthmark that isn’t wearing jeans because there isn’t a pair on this planet that she can fit into. And just when you thought she couldn’t get any worse, you notice that she’s also missing a tooth. We’ll call her the Houston Astros.

Comparing This Baseball Season To Broads

Girls

by Tommy Gimler

They say that sports, art, and prison rape often imitate real life, and it couldn’t be more true in regards to the 2012 Major League Baseball season.

And The Hottest Team In Baseball Is…

moss

by Tommy Gimler

…the Oakland Athletics?

Studs and DUDs of the Week

lincecum

by Tommy Gimler

The All-Star teams were announced, the Phillies are just awful, and as always, Logan Morrison is a goddamn idiot.

Image Description