Posts Tagged ‘john axford’

Saturday Night Stat Dork

Published by tgim on May 18th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

14 MLB teams currently sport a record under .500 in this young 2013 season. And nobody celebrates futility like us. Well, nobody celebrates deplorable futility quite like Taylor Swift, but after her, it’s definitely us. Anyway, since we’re in Joliet, Illinois on a slow Saturday night and we’ve been advised by others to just stay behind our locked hotel room doors, we decided to look at each shitty team and pinpoint at least one shitty stat that has contributed to the team’s shittiness. (more…)

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Posted in AL Central, AL East, AL West, Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox, Houston Astros, LA Angels of Anaheim, Los Angeles Dodgers, Miami Marlins, Milwaukee Brewers, Minnesota Twins, MLB, New York Mets, NL Central, NL East, NL West, Philadelphia Phillies, San Diego Padres, Toronto Blue Jays
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Who’s The Bigger Turd, Carlos Marmol or John Axford?

Published by tgim on April 7th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

The 2013 MLB season is still very young, just the way R. Kelly likes it. But Carlos Marmol and John Axford have been bigger train wrecks than Lindsay Lohan, and the Chicago Cubs and Milwaukee Brewers are in a heated battle for the NL Central cellar because of it. (more…)

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DUD MLB Preview: Milwaukee Brewers

Published by tgim on March 13th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Take a look at this guy. Can you name him? Odds are you can’t, and odds are if this guy is your number two starting pitcher and we’re asking you this question, then your team is in a lot of trouble. (more…)

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Studs and DUDs of the Week

Published by tgim on July 30th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

The Reds are hotter than Mila Kunis plugging Brooklyn Decker with Josh Hamilton’s Louisville Slugger, the Brewers are struggling worse than Stevie Wonder trying to read, and all nine Colorado Rockies get Alzheimer’s… (more…)

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Posted in AL Central, AL East, AL West, Cincinnati Reds, Colorado Rockies, Houston Astros, Kansas City Royals, LA Angels of Anaheim, Milwaukee Brewers, MLB, NL Central, NL East, NL West
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Blow-Rod

Published by tgim on July 29th, 2012

by J. LaSussa and Tommy Gimler

The Brewers’ bullpen, much like Ben Stiller, has officially hit rock bottom. (more…)

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Posted in Milwaukee Brewers, MLB, NL Central, NL East, Philadelphia Phillies, St. Louis Cardinals, Washington Nationals
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Kiss This, Nerd…

Published by tgim on June 21st, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

You’re at the halfway point of your fantasy baseball regular season, and you’re in last place. Even worse, you’re a fucking dork. Chances are you have some of these turds on your fake roster. (more…)

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