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The Team LeBron Jinx Is For Real As Kristaps Porzingis Dicks Up His Knee Dunking On The Greek Freak

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: At this point, you’re better off getting into a car with a drunk Vince Neil behind the wheel instead of playing for Team LeBron at the NBA All-Star Game.

Another Year, Another Super Bowl Host City’s Team Blows

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by Tommy Gimler

In what is becoming almost as big of a trend as an East Coast frat party gang rape, a team with a chance to play in a Super Bowl in front of their hometown fans is making like a young porn starlet staring down a BBC and blowing it. And with this year’s big game taking place at MetLife Stadium, not one but two dog shit squads are making sure the NFL doesn’t run into the nightmare scenario they haven’t had to face since 1985: an NFL team playing the Super Bowl in their own city.

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