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Positive News Story: The Chicago Bears Just Gave $9 Million Guaranteed To Massive Turd Jimmy Graham

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by Tommy Gimler

If you can’t catch more than five touchdown passes in two years with Aaron Rodgers at the helm, how many do you expect him to get with Mitchell Trubisky slinging pigskins?

DUD NFL Preview: Predicting The NFC South While Watching German Porn In Munich

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by Tommy Gimler

As our two-week European vacation draws near its end, I guess I’ll take a break from watching German porn with my wife in Munich to take a peak at what’s going to happen in the NFC South this year.

DUD NFL Preview: New Orleans Saints

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by Tommy Gimler

The New Orleans Saints offseason was about as much fun as getting gonorrhea.

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