Posts Tagged ‘jason kubel’

These NL Teams Are Pig Shit And They Don’t Deserve Their Own Preview

Published by tgim on March 28th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

As we began to compile our preview of the 2013 Arizona Diamondbacks, we suddenly had an epiphany. If Arizona Diamondbacks fans don’t care about the Arizona Diamondbacks, then why would anybody else in the country care about the Arizona Diamondbacks? (more…)


Studs and DUDs of the Week

Published by tgim on August 6th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Ohio was a bipolar state last week as the Reds were amazing again and the Indians were just brutal. Oh, and Aroldis Chapman is a prick… (more…)


Studs and DUDs of the Week

Published by tgim on July 30th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

The Reds are hotter than Mila Kunis plugging Brooklyn Decker with Josh Hamilton’s Louisville Slugger, the Brewers are struggling worse than Stevie Wonder trying to read, and all nine Colorado Rockies get Alzheimer’s… (more…)


Studs and DUDs of the Week

Published by tgim on July 23rd, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Three AL West teams are on pace to make the postseason, somebody put a quarter in Jason Kubel instead of a cheeseburger, and Dan Uggla and his Popeye arms only have one home run since June 9th. And holy shit. Ichiro was just traded to the Yankees… (more…)


DUD MLB Preview: Arizona Diamondbacks

Published by tgim on April 11th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Last year’s oddsmakers thought the Arizona Diamondbacks would win 72 games, and they were right. The Dbacks won their 72nd game on August 25th. (more…)