by Tommy Gimler
Sure, the other guys are going to pick the best overall player, rookie, and coach. But only we dish out the awards that matter, like the best player with a Jihad beard. (more…)
Posts Tagged ‘james harden’
James Harden And His Terrorist Beard Are Blowing Up Your Fantasy Team
by Tommy Gimler
Remember that time you cheated on your fat girlfriend with that drunk college coed who wound up being a dead fish in the sack, and then she broke up with you a week later when she found out but before she did it, she let you know that her grandma who passed away three weeks earlier left her $600,000 in her will? And you were left with the thought, “Man, I shouldn’t have done that?” Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s how the Oklahoma City Thunder front office feels right about now. (more…)
Saturday Night Quick Hits
by Tommy Gimler
I’m delirious from being up since 3am, so this might get interesting… (more…)
3 Reasons Why My Fiance and I Will Watch The NBA Finals
by Tommy Gimler
Awesome! I’m watching because this could be the series that gets me back into the NBA. Two young, exciting teams that like to run. My fiance will watch because there are two dozen ripped black men and their cute butts running up and down the floor. (more…)
James Harden and His Terrorist Beard Blow Up Your Bet
by Tommy Gimler
Oklahoma City guard James Harden hit a seemingly meaningless three-pointer as time expired in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals against the San Antonio Spurs tonight. Well, unless you had the Spurs at minus 5.5 points. (more…)
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