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Jameis Winston Can Now See Street Signs Thanks To LASIK, Which Will Hopefully Also Help Him See Receivers On His Own Team

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re the Buccaneers, I mean, where the fuck was this surgery two years ago?

Did Jameis Winston Give The Worst Pregame Speech Of All Time?

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by Tommy Gimler

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers once again find themselves in the cellar of their division, and one of the reasons why is because they’re being led by a goddamn moron.

This Week’s Take 5


by Kinner Shah and Tommy Gimler

A quick look at the five sports stories from this week that really mattered.

No Means No

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Remember when Florida State’s war cry was as ubiquitous as getting away with sexual assault? You couldn’t be a passive sports fan without seeing FSU fans tomahawking away like they were forcing opponents to walk the Trail of Tears. And then the Braves got on board and quantified the ubiquity.

Jameis Winston Suspended For First Half Of Clemson Game After Repeatedly Yelling ‘Fuck Her Right In The Pussy’ On Campus


by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: Jameis Winston is a hell of an athlete, but he is a goddamn idiot.

Check Out This FSU Art Student’s Painting Of A Frat Boy Blowing Jameis Winston

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, according to a kid who quit the hockey team at my college, they made the incoming freshman circle jerk on a piece of bread, and the last poor bastard to bust his nut had to eat the damn thing. So, who knows? Maybe this painting is a glimpse into what you have to do to become a full blown member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity at Florida State University.

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