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Here’s Why Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew Shouldn’t Throw Another Pass In The NFL

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully she’s a numbers guy, brah.

Porn Site Offers Jaguars Quarterback Up To $1 Million If He Does Fitness Classes For Them In A Jock Strap Or Naked

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by Tommy Gimler

From backup quarterback to the #1 penis puppet model in the NFL? Dreams can come true.

The Eagles’ Lane Johnson Makes Hysterical Giant Condom Joke While Saying Goodbye To Big Dick Nick Foles

Super Bowl LII - Philadelphia Eagles v New England Patriots

by Tommy Gimler

The legend of Big Dick Nick continues to grow (pun intended).

It’s Official: Jaguars QB Blake Bortles Does NOT Have Dildos In His Bedside Table


by Tommy Gimler

He doesn’t keep them on the table for all to see either.

The Thugs In Vegas Say The Broncos Will Beat The Pig Shit Jaguars By 28 Points


by Tommy Gimler

Already last week, rumors began swirling that the thugs in Vegas were going to release a point spread for the Broncos-Jaguars game that would be bigger than Melissa McCarthy. Those rumors proved true today, as the Las Vegas Hotel and Casino made it the largest point spread in NFL history, projecting Denver will administer a 28-point ass pounding.

The NFL Shah: Part One


by Kinner Shah

It’s that time of year again, arguably more exciting than the draft—it’s signing time. It’s a time-honored tradition. Who goes where, and for how much. Some teams make out well, while other teams? Dick sandwich. But who really knows how anything will turn out? Here’s just a tickle of what’s gone on so far.

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