Tag Archives: hockey

Vladimir Putin Is Once Again The Greatest Hockey Player In The World

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought Alex Ovechkin was the best hockey player in the world from Russia, you’re sorely mistaken.

How About These Kids Playing Hockey On The Highway While Waiting For A Yuge Pileup To Clear?

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by Tommy Gimler

Nothing gets between Canadians and their hockey. Nothing.

Hey DUD! What Does It Take To Get Some Fucking Hockey Around Here?


by Teddy Westside

I have noticed that The Daily Upper Decker has covered women’s college basketball more than the sport of hockey. WOMEN’S. COLLEGE. BASEKETBALL. I mean, are you fucking kidding me? I haven’t seen women struggle so hard to get balls near a hole since the Omega-Mu’s in Revenge of the Nerds.

ESPN Has Stephen A. Smith Discuss Hockey And He Gets Pissed About Tie Games This Year, Even Though They Haven’t Been A Part Of The Sport Since 2004

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by Tommy Gimler

The last tie in the NHL took place on April 4, 2004 when the Carolina Hurricanes and Florida Panthers played to a 6-6 draw in front of what looked like a few hundred fans. But according to ESPN analyst/commentator/douche Stephen A. Smith, the Chicago Blackhawks have been a part of three ties this year, and as expected, he’s pretty pissed off about it.

Father of the Year


by Tommy Gimler

I was never afraid to say that I love my father. Big Tom Sr. was always home from work at 3:30pm so he could pitch to my brother and I in our backyard. I used to think he did everything he could to help me succeed and win ballgames.

High School Kid’s Amazing Hockey Goal


by Tommy Gimler

He might look like a woman, but Alex Mason is the man on campus at Detroit Lakes High School in Detroit Lakes, MN after this goal Saturday night.

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