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A Porn Site Says They Have Bid On The Naming Rights To The Miami Heat’s Arena

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by Tommy Gimler

It apparently “doesn’t get much more Miami than having the arena sponsored by BangBros.”

ESPN’s Bradford Doolittle Said The 2014 NBA Finals Would Be The Best Ever. He Was Fucking Wrong, Brah

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by Tommy Gimler

Usually Mel Kiper’s dog shit analysis alone is enough to question why in the hell I drop three bucks a month on being an ESPN INsider instead of using the cash for a gum job from a homeless broad under an I-5 overpass. But it looks like Bradford Doolittle saw Kiper’s bag of shit and raised him one.

Five Things You’ll See For Sure During This Weekend’s NBA Playoffs

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by Tommy Gimler

The NBA Playoffs are off to a pretty shocking start, almost as shocking the Buffalo Bills cheerleaders receiving instructions on how to clean out their hump holes. I mean, the Indiana Pacers are struggling against an Atlanta Hawks squad that struggled against pretty much the entire NBA during the regular season. At any rate, the NBA has our attention, and that’s saying something considering we’ve maintained from our inception that it’s a fixed league.

The Miami Heat Will 3-Peat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs DUDcast

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by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak

We get together for a podcast almost as often as Melissa McCarthy sheds a few pounds, so when we actually take the time to gather around the kitchen table with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label and 18 retro cans of Miller Lite and talk some shop, you know it’s going to be a winner.

The Last Time Greg Oden Started A Game…

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by Tommy Gimler

Serge Ibaka’s “attempt” to block a LeBron James’ throw down Thursday night left “The King” with a broken beak, and James will miss tonight’s game in Chicago against the Bulls as a result. Getting the start in his place? You guessed it: Greg Oden, who hasn’t started a game since December 5, 2009. That was four years, two months, and eighteen days ago.

Here Is A List Of Every NBA Player Who Has Played In More Games Than Greg Oden Since 2007

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by Tommy Gimler

What’s a bigger story on ESPN.com tonight than Tiger Woods firing a 61 in Akron, A-Rod, and Riley Cooper’s racism? You guessed it. It’s the NBA offseason signing of a guy who hasn’t played the game since 2009.

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