Posts Tagged ‘heat’

Think Your Wife Is A Crazy Bitch? Check Out This Broad

Published by tgim on May 9th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Last night’s fourth quarter of the Heat-Bulls game was as exciting as it gets during a 37-point blowout. Upset with the pig shit referees, who more than ensured that Miami would not go to Chicago in an 0-2 hole, both Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson were ejected at the 10:13 mark for arguing with them. And while Gibson’s f-bomb laden escort from the court was well worth waiting for instead changing the channel for some late-night Skinemax, it was this picture from Deadspin of this crazy bitch flipping off Noah heading to the locker room that has everybody talking (well, except Stephen Hawking): (more…)


Rangers Announcer Goes Gibberish

Published by tgim on June 19th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Why was the runner at fifth base in the bottom of the eighth inning last night? You guessed it. A botched robbery. (more…)


3 Reasons Why My Fiance and I Will Watch The NBA Finals

Published by tgim on June 9th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Awesome! I’m watching because this could be the series that gets me back into the NBA. Two young, exciting teams that like to run. My fiance will watch because there are two dozen ripped black men and their cute butts running up and down the floor. (more…)


The Celtics and Heat TIED Sunday Night

Published by tgim on June 5th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

One month ago today, we ran a story about what the average American broad knows about sports. We learned they know nothing. (more…)


Hey Miami Heat: Fuck You

Published by JLaSussa on May 22nd, 2012

by J. LaSussa

So after the Miami Heat’s victory on Sunday, CBS reporter Greg Doyel asked Heat Head Coach Erik Spoelstra (paraphrasing), “Why don’t LeBron and D-Wade play with the ‘force” and ‘will’ they showed tonight?” (more…)


Friday Night Quick Hits

Published by tgim on May 18th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Kerry Wood retired today. How noteworthy is that? Zero Cubs fans have written in about it… (more…)