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The Bills Mafia Was Alive And Well In Green Bay On Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

We don’t have any videos of broads in a Thurman Thomas jersey getting humped on the hood of a Corolla parked outside of the Green Bay Elks Lodge, but let’s just say if you’re in need of a $40 folding table, odds are the Costco in Bellevue is fresh out of those fuckers.

Was That A Joint On Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s Couch?

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by Frank Rhombus

Was the newest member of the Green Bay Packers packing some weed yesterday? Look, we’re not necessarily saying it was his – I mean, it could have fallen out of the cleavage of some hooker who came over to give him a good luck handy before the biggest night of his life – but that sure as shit looked like a joint on Ha Ha Clinton-Dix’s couch.

Your Ultimate Bears-Packers Prop Sheet

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. The Bears-Packers game today is each team’s and their fan base’s Super Bowl. After all, odds are whoever wins today is going to suffer a severe ass pounding next week at the hands of 49ers. So, why not make the most of it? Invite your buddies and their fat wives over to your duplex, load up on some Ruffles, Dean’s French Onion Dip, and Pabst Blue Ribbon, and print up this prop sheet to make every part of this game more exciting than finding out your girlfriend once scissored her roommate in her very crazy yet confusing sophomore year of college.

Greg Jennings’ Transformation From Stud Packers Receiver To Worthless Vikings Turd Is Complete


by Tommy Gimler

It’s official. Greg Jennings has quickly become almost as irrelevant as Right Said Fred…

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