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Playing Six Degrees of Separation With Derek Jeter’s Genital Herpes

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by Frank Rhombus

Q: Hey DUD. You called Derek Jeter the Kevin Bacon of genital herpes this week. How about playing a game of “Six Degrees of Separation” to prove it?

Harold in Pittsburgh, PA

The DUD: Sounds like almost as much fun as throwing darts at Jenny McCarthy. Let me get a sixer and get to it.

Derek Jeter, Yankees And Genital Herpes Captain, Will Retire After The 2014 Season

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by Tommy Gimler

Sad news out of the baseball world today, as Derek Jeter, our favorite player and arguably the face of baseball and genital herpes rumors for the last nineteen years, announced via Facebook that the 2014 MLB season will be his last.

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