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Win $100 If You Fill Out The Best NCAA Tournament Bracket

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by Tommy Gimler

The DUD Bracket Challenge is back, baby, and this year, we’re going to make you rich, bitch! $100 if you win the damn thing.

Last Chance To Win $100 In The DUD’s Free March Madness Bracket Challenge!

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, it might not be a billion dollars for a perfect bracket, but that’s still enough cash for you and your fat wife to enjoy a one hundred 7-Eleven slurpees.

Ho, Ho, Ho. Rakesh Is Here To Give You Fifty Bucks If You Win The DUD NFL Pick ‘Em, Bro

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by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. What is with Santa Claus having to be big fat white guy in this country, bro? Imagine if kids in America saw that Santa was a ripped dude or whatever you call it in this country and instead of leaving cookie for his fat ass, they leave him protein shake or Pure Protein bar, my friend. I’ll tell you what, bro. In my country, Baba is much skinnier. Does it have anything to do with the fact that my people can’t afford extra food to waste? Not sure, bro.

Tell Toronto Mayor He Can Win $50 For Crack By Winning DUD NFL Pick ‘Em, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. Did you hear about this Toronto mayor who smoke crack, admitted to it, and is still mayor of Toronto? Back in my country, they would have cut off left hand, removed him from mayor, and make him clean dry toilets of Howrah with his stump, my friend.

Tell Your Mom She Doesn’t Have To Sell Her Poon For $50 Anymore Because She Can Get Same Amount For Winning DUD NFL Pick ‘Em, Bro

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by Rakesh The Intern

One of our reader Gary email my boss last week and say he was having bad week because he found out his mom used to be prostitute after high school. That is a bad day, bro. Nothing sadder than when you find out that poon you came out of probably had like thousand dicks in it, my friend.

Your American Fat Ass Can Win $50 This Thanksgiving Week If You Win NFL Pick ‘Em, Bro

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by Rakesh The Intern

Here is something that might make you choke on turkey this week, bro. The impossible has happen not once but twice this year, bro, as a woman has won my boss’s NFL Pick ‘Em again, my friend. It’s still so weird to me because back in my country women are considered to be somewhere between goat and turtle in terms of importance on totem pole of life.

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