Tag Archives: football betting

Betting On College Football And NFL This Week Is Easier Than My Ex-Slut Girlfriend Akansh

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Everybody got piece of that poon, bro. No joke. Cousin Gokul with his baby left arm hit that shit, and even my father Mahesh said he once pissed on her at bachelor party. Sick shit, bro.

This Week I Make Football Gambling Picks Right After I Sex Up Hooker, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. After three consecutive losing week, I decided to change it up a bit, bro. That is why I just pound on some hooker poon to clear the mind, and now I will try to win the Rupee back that I just pay her with these American football gambling picks.

Rakesh Feels Hotter Than Girl With Tongue In Other Girl’s Poon, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. This Wisconsin-Illinois game look more appetizing than cheeseburger to fat Uncle Rishabh, and that dude is like 400-pounder now, bro.

Rakesh’s American Football Picks Are Still Hitting At 58.6%, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. We would be at 60 percent if Rams quarterback Nick Foles was not shit from pig.

Is Your Football Betting Guy 15-9? Rakesh Is, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

If you are not in business of trusting Rakesh with your American football gambling, then you can kiss my extreme hairy sack of nut, bro.

Bookie Is Officially Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

My friend! If you rode Rakesh train betting on this silly game of American football last week, I hope you enjoy your hooker, bro.

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