Tag Archives: ejected

Just Another NBA Player Being A Bitch And Slapping A Phone Out Of A Fan’s Hand

rodney hood phone

by Tommy Gimler

In a related story, Utah apparently still has a team that plays at the professional level.

The Umpire Who Ejected Adrian Beltre For Moving The On-Deck Circle Can Eat A Dick

adrian beltre on deck circle

by Frank Rhombus

It’s only a game, Focker!

So How Many Guys At MLB Headquarters Has Chase Utley Sucked Off?

syndergaard throws behind utley

by Frank Rhombus

New York’s Noah Syndergaard was ejected today for throwing a 99 MPH fuck you pitch behind the back of Chase Utley. No warning. No “Hey, knock it the fuck off.” No nothing. So, that begs the question, “Exactly how many knob jobs has Utley given the guys at MLB headquarters?”

Yankees’ Michael Pineda Ejected For Being A Goddamn Idiot

michael pineda pine tar

by Tommy Gimler

The last time Michael Pineda pitched against the Boston Red Sox, it looked as though either he was shoving his palm up Ichiro Suzuki’s asshole or caking his palm with pine tar. Everyone except Pineda made the logical conclusion that it was indeed pine tar. So, you would think the next time he faced the Sox he would be just a tad more discreet about it. But again, it seems as though everyone except Michael Pineda would make that logical conclusion.

A Serious Stand Against Unruly NFL Fans?

raiders fans

by Tommy Gimler

Some dipshit at the four-letter recently posted a an article entitled NFL gets serious about fan conduct. Yeah, and I have a nine-inch hog.

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