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DUD NFL Preview: NFC North

packers

by Tommy Gimler

Much like the AFC East, the NFC North has one team capable of winning it all and three other squads that pretty much resemble the inside of a cow’s asshole.

Worst National Championship Game Ever?

Roll Tide

by Tommy Gimler

Last night’s BCS Championship Game was a bigger disappointment than the time I took a girl to see the movie Juno and later found out she was a 27-year-old virgin. I was 29, she was 27. I was sexually active, of course. I mean, c’mon. I play guitar and work out. But she wasn’t broken in yet. And there we were, watching a movie about two high school kids fucking and one of them getting knocked up. Now that’s disappointing. And last’s night’s game was worse than that.

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