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Larry Johnson Thinks Dwayne Wade Is A Freemason Sacrificing His Kid To Some Demons

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by Tommy Gimler

You might remember Larry Johnson as the stud Penn State running back who had three good seasons with the Kansas City Chiefs that probably either crushed your fantasy dreams or led you to a fake title.

San Antonio Vs. Miami: A Closer, More Disgusting Look


by Tommy Gimler

Usually when we take a closer look at the two cities battling for a major sports championship, the filthier, more crime-ridden city pulls it out. Then again, we’ve only done this once before, and it was for a league that wasn’t fixed.

Dwyane Wade Kicked Another Player In The Nards Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

You might not have seen Dwyane Wade intentionally kick Ramon Sessions in his luggage last night because ESPN was too busy running the breaking news story of third-string quarterback Tim Tebow defending his character. Luckily for you, when one professional athlete kicks another one in his giblets, it doesn’t get past The DUD.

3 Reasons Why My Fiance and I Will Watch The NBA Finals

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by Tommy Gimler

Awesome! I’m watching because this could be the series that gets me back into the NBA. Two young, exciting teams that like to run. My fiance will watch because there are two dozen ripped black men and their cute butts running up and down the floor.

Hey Miami Heat: Fuck You


by J. LaSussa

So after the Miami Heat’s victory on Sunday, CBS reporter Greg Doyel asked Heat Head Coach Erik Spoelstra (paraphrasing), “Why don’t LeBron and D-Wade play with the ‘force” and ‘will’ they showed tonight?”

Semi-Bold Predictions For The NBA Playoffs


by Dave Iacch “The Voice of No Reason,” J.P. “The Big Dipper,” and t.i. “the little dipper”


- The Philadelphia 76ers might as well be called the 69ers because they are going to suck until their playoff run poops in their mouth.
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