Tag Archives: dud

Win $100 If You Fill Out The Best NCAA Tournament Bracket

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by Tommy Gimler

The DUD Bracket Challenge is back, baby, and this year, we’re going to make you rich, bitch! $100 if you win the damn thing.

Win The Daily Upper Decker’s March Madness Bracket And Your Fat Ass Wins $100!

lehigh cheerleaders

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, it might not be a billion dollars for a perfect bracket, but that’s still enough cash to take your mom out to Arby’s about twelve times.

Best Of The DUD 2013: Oklahoma Sooners Wide Receiver Asked A Girl For Pen And Then, Because Asking A Girl For A Pen Is So Goddamn Hot, He Began Masturbating Outside Of Her Apartment

trey metoyer

by Tommy Gimler

The Oklahoma Sooners will take on the Alabama Crimson Tide this Thursday night in the AllState Sugar Bowl. We’ll go out on a limb and say this clown won’t be there…

Final Chance To Win $50 In Our NFL Pick ‘Em, Bro

money bitch

by Rakesh The Intern

I’m telling you, bro. The new year is right around corner, and this is your last chance to win fifty dollar from my boss by picking professional American football games, my friend. I am hoping to win, as I just found post on this list of Craig for American hooker who said she will only charge fifty dollar for rim job on New Year’s Eve. Oh baby, bro.

Ho, Ho, Ho. Rakesh Is Here To Give You Fifty Bucks If You Win The DUD NFL Pick ‘Em, Bro

indian santa

by Rakesh The Intern

Check it out, bro. What is with Santa Claus having to be big fat white guy in this country, bro? Imagine if kids in America saw that Santa was a ripped dude or whatever you call it in this country and instead of leaving cookie for his fat ass, they leave him protein shake or Pure Protein bar, my friend. I’ll tell you what, bro. In my country, Baba is much skinnier. Does it have anything to do with the fact that my people can’t afford extra food to waste? Not sure, bro.

Tell Toronto Mayor He Can Win $50 For Crack By Winning DUD NFL Pick ‘Em, Bro

rob ford

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. Did you hear about this Toronto mayor who smoke crack, admitted to it, and is still mayor of Toronto? Back in my country, they would have cut off left hand, removed him from mayor, and make him clean dry toilets of Howrah with his stump, my friend.

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