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Lamar Odom Wants Everyone To Know That He Wore A Fake Penis During The Olympics


by Tommy Gimler

If it wasn’t already official, now it sure as shit is: Lamar Odom is the Charlie Sheen of sports.

Great News For Heroin Addict Soccer Fans: Russia Says You Can Bring Your Smack And Other Drugs To The World Cup


by Tommy Gimler

You’ll be so fucked up you won’t even notice them running a virus on your mobile device.

Hometown Hero

by Tommy Gimler

Much like my fiance didn’t believe me when I told her I stopped masturbating, I didn’t buy Ryan Leaf when he said he was clean. Turns out we were both right.

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