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Even Eric Dickerson Thinks The New Rams Logo Looks Like A Penis

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by Tommy Gimler

Whether you’re calling him E-D or by his full name, it sounds like HOF running back Eric Dickerson was born to run the football and talk about cock.

Washington Offensive Lineman Tells NFL Combine Folks He’d Like To Have A Bigger Pecker

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by Tommy Gimler

Should we tell him that he’s being recorded during this interview? Nah, fuck it. Nobody told me.

Booger McFarland’s Out Here Drawing ‘Telestrator Dongs’ On MNF

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by Tommy Gimler

There’s channeling your inner-Bob Ross and then there’s this.

Nick Foles Apparently Has The Biggest Dick In The Eagles Locker Room

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by Frank Rhombus

The dude is slinging pigskins for the Philadelphia Eagles in the fall and winter, but Nick Foles apparently carries a gigantic purple-headed yogurt slinger with him year round.

The Washington Mudslide Looks Like A Huge Dick From Space

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by Frank Rhombus

Sure, there is nothing funny about the death toll from the March 22nd mudslide in Snohamish County, Washington reaching 29 today. But the fact that the aftermath looks like a big, brown cock when viewed from space is fucking hysterical.

Rams Player Brings Down Vernon Davis By His Bologna Pony

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by Tommy Gimler

Most of the time when a Facebook friend sends us a video of one man grabbing ahold of another man’s dick, he is instantly deleted. But we’ll give Jeffrey in Dallas a pass on this one.

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