by Teddy Westside
I know that this is a little late, as the Kings and Blackhawks have jumped out to 1-0 series leads. But unlike most of you turds, I was busy plowing actual women and had to postpone the writing of this. So, yeah. The West Semis feature two matchups of bitter rivals going toe to toe with one another. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
After getting arrested for driving under the influence and attempting to steal his own car last Sunday, Titus Young can now say that he has been released from prison in a 15-hour time period the same amount of times an NFL team has released him this year: twice. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Believe it or not, the guy in this picture was an NFL player last year. (more…)
by Teddy Westside
I have noticed that The Daily Upper Decker has covered women’s college basketball more than the sport of hockey. WOMEN’S. COLLEGE. BASEKETBALL. I mean, are you fucking kidding me? I haven’t seen women struggle so hard to get balls near a hole since the Omega-Mu’s in Revenge of the Nerds. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Move over, Minnesota and Cincinnati. There’s a new crime king in the NFL, and they reside in the city whose gross domestic product seems to depend on it: Detroit. (more…)
by Corby LeGault
So, the Lord’s cup is up for grabs, and the Kings of Hell.A. are grabbing at it first, while the Devils finish up their G.T.L. issues and get their penicillin shot after a sloppy night with the Snooki. (more…)
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