by Tommy Gimler
We’re not going to beat around los bush. Los NBA thinking that they can honor los Latino population in this country simply by putting the word “los” in front of everything is a bigger joke than Owen Wilson’s nose. (more…)
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NBA Announces 2014 All-Star Saturday Night Musical Guests
by AppleSkosh
On the heels of a captivating night in Houston that features amazing bank shots from the likes of Swin Cash and a Depends-wearing Dominique Wilkins, NBA commissioner David Stern announced the musical acts which will be wowing the thousands of sure-to-be disappointed fans at next year’s NBA All-Star weekend. (more…)
The DUD Roundtable: The NBA and Flopping
by Tommy Gimler and the Catalina Gang
Remember in school when you had to team up with a few other students, one of whom usually smelled like dog shit, and you would write one paragraph before passing it on to them to write the next one? Well, I’m on a boat, and that’s what we’re doing here. Today’s topic: The NBA plans to fix flopping… (more…)
The Sham They Call The NBA
by Tommy Gimler
With the first pick in the 2012 NBA Draft, the New Orleans Hornets selected Anthony Davis from the University of Kentucky. The problem? New Orleans had the first pick of the 2012 NBA Draft. (more…)
Think The NBA Is A Fixed Sport? High-Five!
by Tommy Gimler
This turd is NBA referee Monty McCutchen, and he really liked what he saw in the Miami Heat’s 121-106 series-clinching win over the Oklahoma City Thunder last night. (more…)
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