Posts Tagged ‘cubs’

Yeah, I Got Something You Can Vote On Right Here

Published by tgim on November 6th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Today, I voted NO for adult film stars to be required to wear rubbers while plowing broads. I just really hate condoms. If anything, they should just ban dudes from porn. But I figured that if something like that could make the official ballot in Los Angeles County, then these polls deserve some attention here at The DUD. (more…)


The Reds Tell Their Fans To Wait At Least Three More Years Before They Win It All

Published by tgim on October 15th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Only two managers in the history of baseball have more than 1,500 regular season wins but zero World Series rings. One of them is dead. The other one is Dusty Baker. (more…)


Will and Zach Yuck It Up at Wrigley

Published by tgim on July 19th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

The only thing wrong with this hilarity is that it took place in front of Cubs fans. (more…)


Seventeen To Just One

Published by tgim on June 27th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

You know that there was at least one dipshit Cubs fan who left Wrigley Field last night talking about how much he liked the Cubs’ chances this year now that Anthony Rizzo was up with the big boys. (more…)


The Ryan Braun Roadshow Has Begun

Published by JLaSussa on April 14th, 2012

by J. LaSussa

This week Ryan Braun began what will be a season long of boos and taunts on the road in Chicago. (more…)


DUD MLB Preview: Chicago Cubs

Published by tgim on March 29th, 2012

by Barry Murphy

Man, this is tough… where do I start? (more…)