Tag Archives: cubs

Yu Darvish, Who Sucks, Took Out Three People With One Terrible 99-MPH Fastball

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by Tommy Gimler

Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody.

Here’s Every MLB Team’s 2019 Season Prediction In Just One Sentence

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s the perfect article if you only have five minutes to get ready for baseball.

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

Kudos To This Cubs Fan Who Actually Wrote An Apology Note After The Brewers Finished Ahead Of The Cubs

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by Tommy Gimler

Now if we can just get Cole Hamels to do the same thing, we might actually think of him as something other than a massive turd.

Watch This Tool In Jorts Get Crushed By Security At The Cubs-Rockies Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Jean shorts? Running onto the field? Getting arrested? Man, making quality life choices for this guy is quite the bitch.

5 Bold Predictions For MLB’s Second Half

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s start with this: Houston’s George Springer will have the best season ever for a stutterer.

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