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Behold The Most Disturbing Tweet We Have Ever Seen

First Take - January 24, 2018

by Tommy Gimler

This is just utterly and preposterously ridiculous.

Here’s Stephen A. Smith Once Again Proving He’s Absolutely Worthless

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by Tommy Gimler

This is becoming utterly and stupendously ridiculous.

Who Knew The Chicago Bears Were Such A Classy Organization?

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by Tommy Gimler

As a Packers fan, it pains me to write a post that actually praises the Chicago Bears.

Apparently The Internet Also Doesn’t Think Matthew Stafford Is Worth $27 Million A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Complete with comparisons to Tim Tebow and Sam Bradford. Great stuff.

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 1, and that means former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla woke up this morning to a fresh $1,193,248.20 in his checking account courtesy of the New York Mets.

DUD Commentary: Jhonny Peralta Gives Us 52 Million Reasons Why Every Aspiring Baseball Player Should Use PEDs

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by Tommy Gimler

How’s this for a doping penalty? After making $5.5 million for a stellar 2012 season in which he hit .239 with 13 home runs and 63 RBI for Detroit, Jhonny Peralta earned a pro-rated $6 million last year when he was suspended 50 games for PED use. And finally, to show that PED use will not be tolerated in Major League Baseball, the St. Louis Cardinals signed him to a four-year, $52 million deal yesterday.

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