Tag Archives: college football

Making Bookie Your Bitch Is Easier Than Ever With These College Football And NFL Picks, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Apparently all you need to do to beat – or almost beat – Clemson is hurt quarterback, bro.

Time To Buy Hooker And Cigar Thanks To These NFL And College Football Picks

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

After going 3-0 with my NFL picks last week, let me tell you, bro, let’s just say the only reason Rakesh is still not having bang with hooker is because local 7-Eleven ran out of condom, my friend.

Still Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch Before Holidays, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Tis the season to make bookie your bitch, bro!

Our Experts’ Picks For Tonight’s College Football National Championship

oregon

by Tommy Gimler

One of us sells liquor. One of us books models. One of us smokes a shit ton of pot all day long. Still, we’re probably more qualified than Mel Kiper and his bulletproof dome when it comes to talking college football, and that’s because he’s a miserable fucking turd.

The Return of Rakesh As The Golden Nugget Releases Early College Football Lines

Rakesh

by Tommy Gimler and Rakesh

I guess the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino is useful for something other than bringing back a hooker, slitting her throat, and stuffing her in the recycling bin. Apparently, the Las Vegas shithole has released early 2013 college football lines for 250 games already. So, we got in touch with our old intern Rakesh the only way you can reach someone in Howrah these days: by goat. And we told Rakesh if he gave us four early games to bet on, he could keep the goat and eat it. Here’s what he gave us:

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