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Would You Rather Get Drilled In The Testicles By A Foul Tip Or Have Your Groin Rip Off The Bone?

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by Tommy Gimler

Or option three, would you rather be a woman?

Yadier Molina Took A 101.5 MPH Tipped Fastball To The Balls Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

The 18 margaritas you chugged during yesterday’s Cinco de Mayo celebration are probably making your head hurt quite a bit this morning.

Start Your Monday Off By Watching Boogie Cousins Get His Dick And Balls Grabbed By Buddy Hield

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, I’ll venture a guess that DeMarcus wasn’t there to finish the pick and roll this time around.

The Washington Mudslide Looks Like A Huge Dick From Space

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by Frank Rhombus

Sure, there is nothing funny about the death toll from the March 22nd mudslide in Snohamish County, Washington reaching 29 today. But the fact that the aftermath looks like a big, brown cock when viewed from space is fucking hysterical.

Oklahoma Sooners Wide Receiver Asked A Girl For Pen And Then, Because Asking A Girl For A Pen Is So Goddamn Hot, He Began Masturbating Outside Of Her Apartment

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by Tommy Gimler

To say that Oklahoma wide receiver Trey Metoyer has some fucking problems is a bigger understatement than saying I would make out with Kate Upton, as everybody knows I would eat tapioca pudding out of her asshole, and I hate tapioca pudding.

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