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Instead Of Focusing On Christian Yelich At The Plate, Phillies Fan Picks His Nose And Eats A Booger

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by Tommy Gimler

Everybody picks their nose. It’s just that some are better than others in the discretion department.

Breaking News: Brewers OF Christian Yelich Out For The Season After Breaking Tibia And Fibula Sliding Into Outfield Wall

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by Tommy Gimler

Milwaukee’s Christian Yelich can still plow my sister, but he won’t be humping anything other than a bottle of Vicodin after the crushing news that he broke his leg in several places during Monday night’s game against Cincinnati.

Dear God: Next Time Around I’d Like To Be Christian Yelich. Thanks.

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s apparently good to be the reigning NL MVP. Very good.

Christian Yelich Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Hell, both of them. At the same time. Unprotected.

Christian Yelich Felt The Need To Deny It Was Him In The Video Of A Guy Eating Ass (NSFW)

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by Frank Rhombus

Yeah, we had to wait until midnight on the East Coast to post this shit.

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