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Baltimore Bag Of S**t Chris Davis Is On Pace For The Worst Season Ever

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Imagine going into work at the Hostess plant, but instead of standing on the line and making sure each Ding Dong is filled with the correct amount of creamy deliciousness, you spend the majority of each day in a meth-induced coma while trapped inside the Zingers girl’s locker.

Bartenders Pub In Baltimore Is Giving Away Free Shots If You’re There While Chris Davis Actually Gets A Hit

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Chris Davis is terrible.

DUD MLB Preview: Baltimore Orioles

adam jones

by Tommy Gimler

The city of Baltimore apparently has an incurable strain of gonorrhea making the rounds. And while that probably has nothing to do with our look at the 2014 Baltimore Orioles, we think it’s something worth noting.

The DUD MLB Midseason Report: American League

max scherzer

by Tommy Gimler

If you had Baltimore’s Chris Davis hitting 30 home runs through 82 games, you’re a fucking liar. Likewise, nobody pegged his teammate Manny Machado to be on pace to break the Major League record for doubles in a season. Through 79 games, Detroit’s Miguel Cabrera has 81 RBI. His teammate Max Scherzer became the first pitcher since Roger Clemens in 1986 to begin a season 12-0. And we still don’t know anybody on the Astros’ roster.

Studs and DUDs of the Week

Fernando Rodney

by Tommy Gimler

Evan Longoria is back and so are the Rays, the Angels are getting better on paper but worse on the field, and two parents get out of the way so a home run ball can take out their son…

The Best of Baseball’s First Half – Part Two

by Tommy Gimler

Big night for Prince Fielder as he wins his second home run derby in four years. Didn’t he have three kids in 2009? What gives? Did he eat one?

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