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The Kansas City Chiefs Are Still King Shit After Five Weeks Of Subpar NFL Action

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by Tommy Gimler

First the Jaguars against the Ravens and then Jay Cutler against, well, anybody? Hey London. I hope you like shit.

After 3 Weeks Of Subpar NFL Action, The Kansas City Chiefs Are Still The Best Team In The Game

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by Tommy Gimler

While the majority of NFL teams are delivering giant dick sandwiches to their fanbases, the Chiefs are looking like serious title contenders for the first time since the Nixon administration.

Look How Much Fun It Is Going To A 49ers Game These Days

49ers Chiefs Bathroom Brawl

by Tommy Gimler

Frank Gore has been a badass on the field for quite some time now, but we’re pretty sure this guy wearing a T-shirt bearing his name in the men’s room at Levi’s Stadium yesterday could kick his fucking ass.

Epic Fucking Collapse, Brah

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by Frank Rhombus

It’s been over 40 hours, 40 Miller Lites in their sweet ass retro cans, and one bitch of a hangover since the second-largest comeback in NFL postseason history, and the Chiefs epic defeat at the hands of the Colts still stings like a chlamydia-laced piss. Well, or so I’ve heard. And I’m not even a Chiefs fan. I just kind of had money on them…

Nowhere Else Would the Words Kentucky, Viking, USO, Natalie Imbruglia, DUI, Sack, Minnesota, Johnny Knoxville, And Canada All Be Used in the Same Story: An Ode To Jared Allen

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special to The DUD from Jeff Leinenkugel

That smile and Kentucky Waterfall was totally worth the 6-year, $72 million contract…

Jamaal Charles Can Fuck My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

Fantasy dorks needing an absolute miracle Sunday afternoon got just that if they fake owned Kansas City Chiefs running back/big dick player Jamaal Charles. And if your fake roster was matched up against him, well, then you’re staring down a big dick sandwich for real.

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