Posts Tagged ‘chicago’

Blackhawks Vs. Red Wings and Sharks Vs. Kings: The West Side Breakdown By Teddy Westside

Published by tgim on May 16th, 2013

by Teddy Westside

I know that this is a little late, as the Kings and Blackhawks have jumped out to 1-0 series leads. But unlike most of you turds, I was busy plowing actual women and had to postpone the writing of this. So, yeah. The West Semis feature two matchups of bitter rivals going toe to toe with one another. (more…)


Think Your Wife Is A Crazy Bitch? Check Out This Broad

Published by tgim on May 9th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

Last night’s fourth quarter of the Heat-Bulls game was as exciting as it gets during a 37-point blowout. Upset with the pig shit referees, who more than ensured that Miami would not go to Chicago in an 0-2 hole, both Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson were ejected at the 10:13 mark for arguing with them. And while Gibson’s f-bomb laden escort from the court was well worth waiting for instead changing the channel for some late-night Skinemax, it was this picture from Deadspin of this crazy bitch flipping off Noah heading to the locker room that has everybody talking (well, except Stephen Hawking): (more…)


Hey DUD! What Does It Take To Get Some Fucking Hockey Around Here?

Published by tgim on March 22nd, 2013

by Teddy Westside

I have noticed that The Daily Upper Decker has covered women’s college basketball more than the sport of hockey. WOMEN’S. COLLEGE. BASEKETBALL. I mean, are you fucking kidding me? I haven’t seen women struggle so hard to get balls near a hole since the Omega-Mu’s in Revenge of the Nerds. (more…)


Yeah, I Got Something You Can Vote On Right Here

Published by tgim on November 6th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

Today, I voted NO for adult film stars to be required to wear rubbers while plowing broads. I just really hate condoms. If anything, they should just ban dudes from porn. But I figured that if something like that could make the official ballot in Los Angeles County, then these polls deserve some attention here at The DUD. (more…)


Will and Zach Yuck It Up at Wrigley

Published by tgim on July 19th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

The only thing wrong with this hilarity is that it took place in front of Cubs fans. (more…)


Seventeen To Just One

Published by tgim on June 27th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

You know that there was at least one dipshit Cubs fan who left Wrigley Field last night talking about how much he liked the Cubs’ chances this year now that Anthony Rizzo was up with the big boys. (more…)