Tag Archives: celebration

Was This The Best Celebration After The Nationals Won The World Series?

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by Tommy Gimler

Nobody sent us a clip of three hookers getting wild, so this one will have to do.

One Guy Was More Excited About Robinson Cano’s Grand Slam Than Everybody Else

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by Frank Rhombus

It looked like it was a real sausagefest at “The ‘Pen” inside Safeco Field last night, so if this guy would’ve wanted to celebrate with two actual dicks, it probably would’ve been doable.

Korean League Hitter Thinks He’s Big Dick Player, But Just Like In Real Life, He Comes Up Short

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by Tommy Gimler

We were thinking about writing an article on Cole Hamels being baseball’s “Turd O’ The Day,” but thank Christ one of our readers sent us this video of Jeon Jun-Woo instead.

How Will You Celebrate Independence Day?

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s arguably the greatest holiday of the year: Independence Day. It’s a day where we celebrate the fact that I can write articles like this one and not get thrown into a government prison cell for doing it.

Dude, Where’s My Car?

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by Tommy Gimler

Twitter is alive right now with stories of couches being burned and cars being flipped and danced upon in the streets of Lexington, KY. Oh, and now they have burned that car. Of course.

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