Tag Archives: cardinals

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

murray cubs

by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

This Florida State Fan Had One Hell Of A Time Watching His Seminoles Beat Louisville

florida state hookers

by Tommy Gimler

Surprisingly, Papa John wasn’t the drunkest guy in Louisville this weekend.

Cardinals Pitcher Dakota Hudson Finding Out He Made It To The Show Is Something Special

Dakota Hudson

by Tommy Gimler

The only problem? You guessed it – he plays for the Cardinals.

Cardinals Radio Guy Mike Shannon Is Here To Talk ‘Blow Jobs’

shannon

by Tommy Gimler

Well, I’ll be honest. He’s got me listening.

Stephen Piscotty Got Hit By The Ball Three Times In One Inning Last Night

stephen piscotty hit in head

by Tommy Gimler

Stephen Piscotty had one hell of a night last night, but it wasn’t one of those 3-for-the-price-of-1 on choice puss kind of nights.

DUD MLB Preview: NL Central Projected Standings

Matt-Holliday-Ad

by Tommy Gimler

Quick. Without looking, name the three starting outfielders for the 2014 Chicago Cubs. Yeah, it’s that bad on the North Side.

Image Description