Tag Archives: capitals

The 5 Best Clips Of The Washington Capitals Celebrating Their Stanley Cup Win

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest. There is nothing on this planet that compares to winning the Stanley Cup.

Here’s A Capitals Fan So Excited About Winning The Stanley Cup That She Flashed Everybody

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by Tommy Gimler

Even professional hockey players would rather look at boobs than the Stanley Cup.

DC Reporter Not Too Thrilled With Dipshit Capitals Fan Who Interrupted Live Report After Game 1 Loss

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by Tommy Gimler

“Watch your back out there, man,” is definitely one of those things you don’t want to hear your anchor back in the studio ever say to a reporter who’s live on the scene.

With All Due Respect To Penguins Fans, John Walton’s Call Of The Capitals Finally Eliminating Pittsburgh Was Shit Your Pants Awesome

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by Tommy Gimler

The demons have been exorcised!

The NHL According to Corby

by Corby LeGault

Will the Kings hoist the Lord’s Cup? Can Ol’ Man Ovie carry the team (working part-time)? He hit me first ref, so he should have to get spanked too, right?  That and other useless questions answered…

It’s The Goddamn MuthaFuckin Playoffs, Man

by Corby LeGault

Calling real men!  Pretend my words are like breasts and pay attention.
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