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Gronk And Cam Erotica, Masters Promos And The Wonderlic: The DUD Presents The Best Of The Fabulous T Sean

The Fabulous T Sean

by Tommy Gimler

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, well. Indubitably.

Warren Moon Thinks People Are Treating Cam Newton As If ‘He Raped Five Pastors’ Daughters’

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, then he’d probably be the starting quarterback for Dallas instead of Carolina.

New DUD Poll: What Is The Best Way To Describe What Carolina Did To Arizona Sunday Night?

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by Tommy Gimler

The Carolina Panthers held Carson Palmer and the Arizona Cardinals down on the ground and took the nastiest of shits in their mouths Sunday night.

A Letter To The Dickhead Side Of Cam Newton That Stole A Packers Fan’s Banner Sunday Afternoon

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by Andy Ostroff

Dear Cam Newton…

Can Everybody Please Shut The Fuck Up About Cam Newton Being The MVP?

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by Tommy Gimler

Call me crazy, but I’d like to think the MVP of the greatest sport on the planet would have a higher quarterback rating than Jay Cutler and Brandon Weeden.

DUD NFL Preview: Predicting The NFC South While Watching German Porn In Munich

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by Tommy Gimler

As our two-week European vacation draws near its end, I guess I’ll take a break from watching German porn with my wife in Munich to take a peak at what’s going to happen in the NFC South this year.

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