Posts Tagged ‘bubba watson’

Even More Proof Your Life Is A Failure

Published by tgim on June 15th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

When I was seventeen, I skipped a funeral so I could sit at home and masturbate. Beau Hossler, a junior in high school, briefly held sole possession of and is now tied for the lead at the U.S. Open. (more…)


Bubba Boy!

Published by tgim on April 8th, 2012

by T0mmy Gimler

Bubba Watson outlasted Louis Oosthuizen on the second playoff hole to win the 2012 Masters tournament in Augusta, GA on Sunday. (more…)


In The Dugout…

Published by tgim on February 17th, 2012

by The Doug

“I don’t know the names of all the things, the big tower, Eiffel Tower, an arch (Arc de Triomphe), whatever I rode around in a circle,” he said. “And then what’s that — it starts with an ‘L’ — Louvre, something like that. One of those.” (more…)