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The Browns Finally Won So We Did A Podcast That Somehow Ended With Me Describing The Birthing Process

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by Tommy Gimler

It took a while, but the fine people of Cleveland finally got their hands on some free Bud Light thanks to Tyrod Taylor getting a concussion.

The Story Of How Future Hall-Of-Famer Joe Thomas Cost Me $100

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by Tommy Gimler

One of the greatest offensive linemen the NFL has ever seen decided to call it quits Tuesday morning.

2016 Outlook For All 32 NFL Teams In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

The good news for football fans in Detroit is that hockey season is just one month away.

Uh Oh, Browns Fans: Vince Young Is Trying Out For Your Team

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by Tommy Gimler

The two or three Browns fans we’ve spoken with who live outside of Cleveland, and we think that might be good enough to say that’s 100% of them, can’t stomach the fact that management is considering drafting Johnny Manziel if he’s still available with the fourth overall pick in this year’s NFL Draft. Well, if drafting Johnny Football makes them want to hurl, just wait until they find out who the Browns invited to their three-day minicamp that starts tomorrow. Eh hem, Vince Young.

Not So Fast Jacksonville And Oakland, The Cleveland Browns Have Announced They Are Committed To Becoming The Most Pathetic Team In The NFL

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by Tommy Gimler

Apparently the Cleveland Browns front office and scouting personnel feel acquiring Jadeveon Clowney is worth throwing away their entire 2013 season, as they have traded last year’s rookie sensation Trent Richardson to the Indianapolis Colts for just one first-round draft pick.

Bernie Kosar Ripped Shitty Rams Quarterback Kellen Clemens A New One And Said Rams Receivers’ Parents Should Be Embarrassed, So We’ll Remind Everybody That Kosar’s Daughter Is A Porn Star

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by Tommy Gimler

You probably missed the NFL preseason game between the St. Louis Rams and Cleveland Browns Thursday night because it was an NFL preseason game between the St. Louis Rams and Cleveland Browns. But during the fourth quarter, Browns TV analyst and former subpar NFL quarterback Bernie Kosar took time out from calling the “action” to hurl a couple of insults at the Rams’ shitty backup quarterback Kellen Clemens.

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