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Here’s The Exact Date The 2019 Milwaukee Brewers Season Took A Turn For The Worse

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by Tommy Gimler

Through 60 games, the 2019 Milwaukee Brewers looked very much like the 2018 squad that came within one game of making the franchise’s first trip to the World Series since 1982.

Grabbing A Handful Of Boob Is Catching On At Miller Park

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by Tommy Gimler

But why can’t I go out with Jimmy anymore, dad?

What If You Could Wait Until 3 Weeks Of MLB Games Were Played Before Betting On Win Totals?

MLB: Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers

by Tommy Gimler

The Boston Red Sox under is suddenly looking tastier than one of Tito’s tacos.

Breaking News: Brewers OF Christian Yelich Out For The Season After Breaking Tibia And Fibula Sliding Into Outfield Wall

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by Tommy Gimler

Milwaukee’s Christian Yelich can still plow my sister, but he won’t be humping anything other than a bottle of Vicodin after the crushing news that he broke his leg in several places during Monday night’s game against Cincinnati.

This Should Be Year Cubs Make It Back To World Series, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look for thousands of pale white people on this Chicago North Side to be drunk and happy this summer, bro.

Milwaukee Vs. Los Angeles In The NLCS: A Closer, More Disgusting Look

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s the matchup that everybody predicted in the 2018 NLCS, as the Milwaukee Brewers host the Los Angeles Dodgers Friday night.

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