Tag Archives: brewers

Pirates Fan Loses His $12 Can Of Yuengling Trying To Catch Foul Ball

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, technically he only lost about eight bucks worth, but still, what a goddamn tragedy.

Brewers Pitcher Adrian Houser Barfed Twice Behind The Mound After Getting Called Up Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

Brewers manager Craig Counsell had never seen a pitcher puke on the diamond before Adrian Houser got him off the schneid Sunday afternoon at Miller Park.

Josh Hader Just Became The First Reliever To Strike Out 8 Batters In 2 2/3 Innings, Can Plow My Sister

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s hard to believe Jhoulys Chacin makes $8.2 million more than Josh Hader.

A Backup Catcher Is Apparently The Real Life Roy Hobbs

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by Tommy Gimler

Unless you live in the Milwaukee or Pittsburgh metropolitan areas, odds are you weren’t tuned into the Brewers-Pirates game because you were busy doing anything else. But in the sixth inning of their 5-3 win, Brewers backup catcher Martin Maldonado reached first base after literally knocking the cover off the ball.

The Best Team in Baseball Is…Wait, The Brewers?

Milwaukee Brewers win nine in a row

by Frank Rhombus

If you would have told me two weeks ago that the Brewers would be the owners of baseball’s best record at 9-2 on April 12th after winning eight games in a row, I would have said you’re fucking high, dad. But that’s exactly what has happened in Milwaukee thanks to an offensive attack almost as fearful as the thought of Rosie O’Donnell on bath salts and a tits pitching staff that boasts the best ERA in baseball.

Breaking News: Ryan Braun Busted For PEDs Again

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by Tommy Gimler

Ryan Braun’s name has been scratched from Ron Roenicke’s lineup card for tonight’s game against the Atlanta Braves, and a source inside the Milwaukee Brewers organization told The Daily Upper Decker that Braun has also been suspended for the rest of the 2014 season after testing positive for Dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA), a testicular hormone usually found in high concentrations of horse semen.

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