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Bryce Is Nice In Philly But Nationals Win NL East This Year, Bro

Philadelphia Phillies' Bryce Harper Workout

by Rakesh the Intern

Beating Marlins this year is going to be easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

On The 40th Anniversary Of His 715th Home Run, Hank Aaron Decided To Compare President Obama’s Republican Critics To The KKK

Hank Aaron Compares Obama Critics To KKK

by Frank Rhombus

The Atlanta Braves are no strangers to freedom of expression. I mean, they throw it in our faces everyday by winning games despite filling their roster with turds like B.J. Upton, Justin Upton, and Dan Uggla. But they really took it to another level during their home opener against the New York Mets last night.

DUD Commentary: The Atlanta Braves Once Again Prove That They Are Indeed A Bunch Of Cocksuckers

Turner Field

by Tommy Gimler

Odds are if you are at least 25 years old, you have seen your favorite Major League Baseball team play their home games in one if not two stadiums. But if you are a twenty-something year old Atlanta Braves fan, get ready to see your team play its home games in its third different stadium since 1996. Well, unless you’re blind.

The Atlanta Braves Need To Knock This Shit Off

brian mccann carlos gomez

by Tommy Gimler

Who in the fuck do the Atlanta Braves think they are? Sure, Milwaukee’s Carlos Gomez is a human pile of pig shit who is long, and I mean Lexington Steele long, overdue for a proper ass beating, but this whole “Holier Than Thou” routine that they’ve put on over the last two weeks is chapping our asses something fierce.

Evan Gattis Hit A Marlins “Fan” In His Cock And Balls Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Lost somewhere between the benches clearing in last night’s Marlins/Braves game and the fact that people actually showed up to watch this game was the fact that Atlanta’s rookie sensation Evan Gattis put some stank on a Jose Fernandez fastball and watched as it cleared the left field wall and clobbered a young man in his pecker.

The Atlanta Braves Are Hotter Than Your Best Friend’s Hot Mom Scissoring Your Wife In The Back Of An El Camino While Your Ex-Girlfriend Gives You A Handy As You Watch From The Front Seat

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by Tommy Gimler

The Atlanta Braves might celebrate their home runs like a couple of Midtown gays, but they haven’t lost since July 25th.

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