Posts Tagged ‘boston’

Toronto Maple Leafs Commit Biggest Canadian Choke Job Since Barbie Belle Took In All Of Peter North

Published by tgim on May 13th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

According to ESPN, which means the following statement could be completely fabricated in an effort to create ratings, the Boston Bruins became the first team in NHL history to win a Game 7 after trailing by three goals in the third period when Patrice Bergeron’s overtime goal eliminated the Toronto Maple Leafs tonight. (more…)


No Laughing Matter: Boston Marathon Explosions

Published by tgim on April 15th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

We have fun at The Daily Upper Decker poking fun at sports, athletes, and Taylor Swift. But what happened today, Patriot’s Day, at the Boston Marathon is nothing to laugh at. (more…)


The Celtics and Heat TIED Sunday Night

Published by tgim on June 5th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

One month ago today, we ran a story about what the average American broad knows about sports. We learned they know nothing. (more…)


2 Teams 1 Cup NHL Style

Published by Corby on June 2nd, 2012

by Corby LeGault

So, the Lord’s cup is up for grabs, and the Kings of Hell.A. are grabbing at it first, while the Devils finish up their G.T.L. issues and get their penicillin shot after a sloppy night with the Snooki. (more…)


9 Thoughts Heading Into The NHL Playoffs

Published by daveiacch on April 10th, 2012

by Dave Iacch “The Voice Of No Reason”

1. Barry Melrose’s mullet: That party in the back is greasier than Bartolo Colon’s ass crack after running a half marathon. (more…)

DUD MLB Preview: Boston Red Sox

Published by tgim on February 29th, 2012

by Tommy Gimler

What a difference a year makes! It wasn’t whether or not the Red Sox were going to make the World Series last year, but rather who the poor bastards were that they were going to castrate for their third title in eight years. (more…)